And after cupcakes, nothing says "
Sorry for continuing
to neglect you like the very bad person I am" like... er...
great slabs of meat?
Following my
thoroughly delicious experience with a
Waitrose beef brisket and a
thrilling exercise in using up the
leftovers, I have
revisited Waitrose every so often, picking up both more of the same and experimenting with other options in their range of slow cooked packaged meats. Some have been better than others (
the beef brisket is hard to beat, to be honest) but there's one
nagging concern with all of them: they're pretty
expensive, averaging about £7 - £9 based on weight.
Now that I know I
like that kind of thing - and,
more importantly, can actually eat a whole one over the course of a couple of days
if not in one sitting - there are
other shops selling similar things,
equally worthy of a sampling... And so, here we have a roundup of the joints I've tried, and which joints I found 'em in:
Sainsbury's 'Just Cook' Spiced Lamb Shoulder with Pomegranate Blossom Honey Glaze
Straight off the bat, I need to point out that I failed to notice the large
bone visible in the packaging photo and
entirely failed to consider that a '
lamb shoulder' might actually
involve bone. I am not a fan of meat on the bone because bone -
all too often - means
gristle and other such
unpalatable rubbish. On the upside, that was certainly
not the case with this product.
To be honest, I probably
only picked this up because '
Pomegranate Blossom Honey Glaze' just sounds ridiculously pretentious and specific. Does honey even
get that specific? (Perhaps I should learn to Google
before asking such silly questions because
obviously, it does) Thing is, whenever a really
impressive sounding glaze is added to meat, it generally doesn't have a particularly great
effect... I mean, it's a
glaze. It sits
on top. If you're lucky.
I'm also
not a great
fan of Lamb, finding the taste
bordering on unpleasant at the best of times, though a
joint is a very different thing to the sort of mince they put in a
shepherd's pie. It has been so long since I had,
for example, slices of roast lamb (
positively drenched in mint sauce to disguise the flavour) for a Sunday dinner, so I figured it would be worth giving this product a try,
just to be sure.
Like several other joints I've picked up recently, this comes bagged in a helping of its juices,
supposedly to help with cooking, and a separate sachet of glaze to be added towards the end of the cooking time. The instructions are simple enough - cut open the main bag and decant the joint and juices into a roasting tin or casserole dish, cook for 40 minutes, add the glaze, then cook for the remaining ten minutes. There is a
small but key difference between this and the instructions given on the products below: this one
doesn't mention tipping away the juices
before adding the glaze -
all the others do. The net result of this was that I ended up with a
very thin layer of glaze over
parts of the joint, while the bulk of the glaze
ran uselessly into the dish, there to mingle with the juices.
On the upside, the meat
was tender and succulent and,
where the glaze remained, it made a
fairly tasty addition to meat that tasted almost
exactly as I remember it. The whole thing almost literally
fell off the bone, with remarkably little wastage due to fatty bits and absolutely
no gristle. Filter all of the
negative comments here through the fact that
I admit to disliking lamb and, if
you like lamb, you'll almost certainly like this.
530g @ £6
'The Butcher's Selection at Asda' Sticky BBQ Beef Brisket
I find it
immediately intriguing that beef gets a '
sticky' BBQ sauce and pork (below) gets a '
sweet' BBQ sauce. Are the two now
mutually exclusive, or must one choose only the most
prominent quality to include in the name
and/or description?
Well, I'll get to something
approaching the reasoning for these
subgroupings of BBQ a little later... For now, I'd just like to give Asda credit where credit's due, because
they say quite plainly on their packaging "Prime brisket with added water for extra succulence". Here's the thing:
these days, I think we all
know that supermarkets add water to their meats (
or milk in the case of chicken), not so much to bring out the best in them, but to give the punters
what they expect - decent, succulent meat - at prices that won't make them feel
hard done by. On the flipside, I'm not sure
anyone expects the supermarkets to openly admit it any further than they already do (which is to say,
not very far and not very often), so for Asda to open their description with that phrase,
placed right under the name of the product, is both brave and smart...
especially in the wake of the 'horsemeat scandal'.
Now, I've ranted on before about the concept of 'barbecue' or 'BBQ' and the way it
invariably just means
slathering it with some variant on
HP Sauce rather than anything tasting truly 'barbecued'. Any aficionado of the open barbecue scene will tell you that, without some kind of seasoning or glaze, cooking meat on a barbecue
doesn't actually affect the flavour that dramatically, and the kinds of sauce folks insist on piling on will invariably be mustard or ketchup, so the idea of 'barbecue sauce' is
all kinds of bizarre anyway.
However, there
are ways of doing it right, and I'm pleased to report that
this is one such example.
The packaging for this has a photographic example of the brisket within,
neatly sliced and drizzed with the sauce, but I just went with the easy option in serving this up -
I shredded it with a pair of forks. Since careful planning of a main course just ain't my thing, the meat was served up with my usual accompaniment - mixed veg (microwaved from frozen) and potato waffles. From the first mouthful, I was more than pleasantly surprised - the glaze has a rich, fruity,
powerfully spicy flavour.
So spicy, in fact, that I ended up getting the kind of
head sweat that's normally associated with a good
curry. Even after the
temperature of the meat began to cool, the glaze kept up its own warming sensation
all the way.
While the sauce wasn't especially
sticky - perhaps it could have done with a little
longer in the oven? - the flavour was very impressive. I many never
fully understand this concept of 'barbecue sauce', but I can certainly
appreciate a good one! What's more, whenever I buy a joint of meat, I expect a certain amount of
wastage due to
great chunks of fat. This joint was surprisingly
lean considering its price.
400g @ £3 (2 for £6 offer)
'The Butcher's Selection at Asda' Sweet BBQ Pulled Pork
In many ways, there's not a great deal to
add here, after the beef version above. Obviously, the meat
is different, and so the flavour and texture aren't going to be
identical... but the
main difference is in the sauce.
The difference seems to be that the emphasis in the 'sticky' glaze is on
spiciness, while the emphasis in the 'sweet' glaze is far more subtle and tending more toward
fruity. I guess the rationale is that pork is often served with a fruity accompaniment (
apple sauce, for example) whereas beef tends to come with something spicier (mustard or, more traditionally,
horseradish).
As far as
quality of meat goes, pork joints do tend to be less lean than beef - almost making a
virtue of their
vast tracts of fat and, granted, for
some pork roasts, that
can be a good thing (my father will always sing the praises of "
a nice bit of cracklin'."... then again, he'll also
wax lyrical about
beef drippin' at any opportunity). It's less desirable in
this sort of thing, so I was pleasantly surprised to find far less fatty stuff to dispose of than I'd expected.
Amusingly, the photo on the packaging depicts the product shredded and served in sub rolls with leafy, salady stuff... though I ended up sticking this with my usual mixed veg and couple of hash browns. It later occurred to me that it would have been suited to things like corn on the cob (preferably
roasted and
generously buttered). I used just over
half the pork for dinner and refrigerated the remainder, reheating it the next day to pile into a sandwich for lunch.
Like the beef above, I suspect it
could have done with a bit longer in the oven, to ensure the glaze properly
glazed... or at least that it might have done
better if it had been spread out in a
larger container. As it was, though, it turned out pretty good... though
my personal preference is for the beef version.
380g @ £3 ('Roll Back' from £4, allegedly)
'The Butcher's Selection at Asda' Bourbon Beef Brisket
I left this one for last because
I'm a horrible tease. While I've been very impressed with
all three of the Asda options I've tried thusfar,
this one is
undoubtedly and
unequivocally the best. Obviously, the meat is
basically the same as with the
Sticky BBQ Beef Brisket above (even down to having its '
added water for extra succulence' declared on the packaging), so it's really only the
sauce that makes the difference. When I said the Sticky BBQ sauce was [whatever], I really
meant it... But the sauce that comes with
this one is in
a completely different league.
As with both of the previous Asda options, I ended up shredding the meat after draining the juices - slicing it does seem like
an awful faff when you're working with a tiny casserole dish. The first thing that hit me,
the moment I opened the sauce sachet, was how
potent the bourbon sauce was. The smell of it
quite literally slapped me about the face. I had to check the ingredients list to confirm that,
yes, they've used
real bourbon whiskey (making up a
positively scandalous 6%, according to the listing) because if an
artificial bourbon flavouring had
this kind of effect, it'd be
the abso-fucking-lutely most impressive bourbon flavouring I've ever encountered.
But what effect am I blathering about? OK, if you've ever drunk whiskey, you'll
know what I'm about to describe here... if you
haven't... well, seriously,
try some. You may not
like it, but you'll certainly never
forget it!
When you pour yourself a good dram (
because any self-respecting whiskey drinker would never settle for anything less than a good dram, and it's a scientifically precise measure, obviously), and you bring the glass close to your lips, and you catch that first breath of whiskey vapour, there's a pleasant
burning sensation. The moment you open your mouth,
edging the glass ever closer, that sensation is amplified as the vapour hits your tongue and the roof of your mouth. For
some, it's an almost
erotic warmth... for others,
it'll just set them off coughing. That,
gentle reader, is the effect I'm blathering about,
and that is the effect I got from this small sachet of sauce.
For reals, people.
I managed
just enough self-restraint to pour the entire sachet over the drained meat, mix it in - all the while breathing that
damn-near aphrodisiac vapour - and slam it back into the oven for the last five minutes. When it came out,
the smell was still there, virtually unaffected by the high temperature of the oven.
Now... I'm embarrassed to admit that I was
unprepared for this level of culinary delight, and my idea had been to just
dump a load of the shredded, glazed meat into a couple of
buns I had
lying around in my breadbin. I paused, considering the
injustice I was about to heap upon this
sticky, boozy, beefy delight, even as I heaped it
into the buns...
But I had nothing else prepared...
I've since picked up
another of these (
the last one on the shelves at my last visit) and will endeavour to serve it up with something a bit more
impressive next time... I'm thinking something a bit on the
leafy side and some corn on the cob,
smothered with butter.
Do yourself a favour, splash out three pounds on one of these boxes. Each one would serve two if shredded (
three or four assuming smaller appetites or lots of accompanying veg), and possibly more if
sliced efficiently. That first Waitrose brisket I tried was
good... but compared to this -
significantly cheaper - option from Asda, it's actually pretty dull. This Bourbon Beef Brisket is easily
one of the finest things I have ever purchased in a supermarket.
400g @ £3
So, there's the roundup.
Four products, and
one clear winner. Not only that, it's changed my opinion on (a) Supermarket food
generally and (b) Asda
specifically. My nearest Asda
of a decent size is a 2-zone train ride away, but that's a journey I'll willingly and
happily make if it means I can do a cheap weekly shop including products like these. While I
have endeavoured to scoff an entire portion
in one sitting, the
Sweet BBQ Pork was both the meat component of a normal dinner
and a sandwich filling the next day. At £3 each, they present
excellent value for a dinner... but when they can be stretched out
for a couple of days, their value for money is increased.
Or, since I seem to be in an alliterative frame of mind right now, '
many meaty morsels, but the bourbon beef brisket is the best of the bunch'.
